Things you can do with Paperclips!

We recently visited the Prime Material Plane and came across a curious device.  Upon returning it back home we brainstormed to see what the purpose of the device must be.  Upon reflection we have come up with the following:

• SHAMING YOUR DOG

• MEETING YOUR GOD

• HANGING OUT

• IMPERSONATING HANNIBAL LECTOR

......but we're certain it will always remain a mystery....